10 Disaster Films Even More Crapocalyptic Than 2012

In 2012 — a definite Bad Movie We Love — the Earth is being superheated by “mutant neutrinos” supposedly linked to a planetary alignment predicted by the Mayans. This massive movie cheesiness is not unprecedented.

…9. Ultra Warrior (1990)
When Roger Corman gets his Oscar next year, here’s hoping the clip reel includes bits of Ultra Warrior. Actually, it’ll have to, given that this post-apocalyptic epic is comprised largely of footage recycled from the B-movie king’s other better-known New World flicks, like Battle Beyond The Stars and Lords Of The Deep. Seriously, even the sex scenes are culled from other movies’ carnal sequences! The story stitching all these shreds together has Dack Rambo as Kenner, the prophesied Great White Wolf, who has come to liberate the mutants from the evil overlord The Bishop. Set, tellingly, on April 1, 2058, the wasteland here was caused when the space defense system was accidentally trigged, vaporising millions and irradiating everyone else. Because the production also utilizes outer-space footage and mechanical murderers, it’s explained that what’s left of Earth is under threat from a) aliens from a parallel universe who want to turn the planet into a star and b) robots called Enforcers…

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10 Disaster Films Even More Crapocalyptic Than 2012

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